YOU REALLY ONLY NEED ONE BEST FRIEND

Once upon a time, there was a guy that I knew And he had a group of best friends, it's true They would talk on the phone (hello!) And meet up for lunch (yum-yum!) And even stay up all night just for a laugh (ha-ha!) But every now and then he would feel a bit down When he felt like his friends weren't treating him right When he was having a hard time with some issues at work And he asked them for help with a business idea And they turned down his offer without even listening properly Because they don't have business brains like me- him! So one day he goes back to say: "I don't think you guys are being good mates!" And his friends all apologized and they asked for forgiveness It's way too late for that, guys! You gotta be better best friends!