Once upon a time, there was a guy that I knew...
And he had a group of best friends, it's true.
They would talk on the phone (hello!)
And meet up for lunch (yum-yum!)
And even stay up all night just for a laugh (ha-ha!)
[⚠️ RE-RECORDING NOTE: Yumferdinker's humming is leaking into the microphone track. Duncan, edit this out in post-production immediately.]
But every now and then he would feel a bit down,
When he felt like his friends weren't treating him right...
When he was having a hard time with some issues at work,
And he asked them for help with a business idea,
And they turned down his offer without even listening properly...
Because they don't have business brains like me— him! HIM!
So one day he goes back to say:
"I don't think you guys are being good mates!"
And his friends all apologized and they asked for forgiveness...
It's way too late for that, guys!
(They're locked out of the mind space now. The big yellow wall is staying up.)
YOU GOTTA BE BETTER BEST FRIENDS!