OK Stop Privacy Policy

Welcome to the OK Stop organization, where we care very deeply about your privacy (but not too deeply—we're not weird about it). By interacting with us, signing our forms, or even thinking about us too much, you agree to the following terms:

1. What We Collect

We collect all data related to your existence, including but not limited to:

• Your favorite color.
• The number of friends you actually have (verified by Warren).
• Your internet history (don’t worry, we’ll keep it safe!).
• Any dreams, thoughts, or intrusive worries you’d rather forget.

2. How We Use Your Data

Your information helps us to:

• Create an accurate Friend Inventory™ for your account.
• Ensure compliance with the Friendship Quota™ as outlined in the Code of Real Friendships.
• Send you notifications when you’ve failed to meet expectations (you wouldn’t want to disappoint us, would you?).

3. Data Sharing

OK Stop is proud to share your data with the following trusted partners:

• The Council of Trusted Worms™ (for friendship evaluations).
• Our "Best Friend-O-Meter™," which ranks you daily against others.
• Local “friendly” surveillance drones (don’t look up).

We will never share your data with strangers. That’s a friend’s promise! 🪱

4. Your Rights

You have the right to:

• Stop being so suspicious! We’re just here to help you be a better friend. 😊
• Submit a formal apology for withholding friendship data.
• Enjoy the OK Stop experience without worrying about silly things like "privacy."

5. Opting Out

If you wish to opt out of our program, simply say “OK Stop” three times in a mirror at midnight. This will trigger our de-friendship team to initiate the mandatory isolation protocol.

Remember, at OK Stop, friendship isn’t just a choice—it’s an obligation! Let’s work together to make you the best (and only) friend you can be.